“Why do you lash out?” is my favorite response to a bad joke. I freely admit that I stole it, like so many other things, from Mystery Science Theater 3000. Mike says it in response to Crow’s remark that monorail[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
From the online version of Merriam-Webster’s Collegiate Dictionary, the standard in America’s publishing industry—not the Unabridged, mind you, though I checked and this typo is in that version’s entry as well. I’ve often found errors in published material, but this[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I drew this twelve years ago. I find it somewhat horrifying that I can even remember things that happened twelve years ago. Like the birth of my nephew, who recently got his first smartphone. I should get his number so[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Guess where I drew this on printer paper?
This is my boss Byron. He said this to me the other day. I haven’t verified it because I don’t want to know if it’s not true.
Two things: one, I kind of stole an idea from myself from 2007, and two, Kafka’s hair really was that big. I think that’s why he got such bad headaches, it was the pounds of hair compressing the nerves in[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I stopped getting office work in 2008, and now I inexplicably have some again. This office has a lot of free lemon-lime seltzer.
This is officially the latest a stix has ever been, and as you’ve probably guessed, it’s late because I was at an office all day. An office with fruit in it!
Click to buy my illustrated version of the book of Jonah! I’m super proud of it.
