This phrase, like so many pithy funny things I repeat around town, comes from my pal substitute rather than my own brain.
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Do I love my country? Yes. Am I glad bin Laden is dead? Yes. Do I think this is a largely symbolic victory and that jingoism helped to get us into a lot of our current problems in the first[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Last night I ate all the chometz.
You can combine Biblical creationism with the Big Bang theory by postulating that all matter in the universe was originally condensed into one of these violently colored Passover rainbow cakes.
I don’t know why, but for some reason it fascinates me that cats are not mentioned anywhere in the Bible.
I’m still ironing out the kinks, but as last year’s Pesach stix shows, I do have some idea of what I’m talking about. At least now I know you eat the matzo.
Own up. I know I’m not the only one who does this.
By rights ECT shouldn’t work. In the thirties a guy named Meduna noticed that hardly anyone was epileptic and schizophrenic; he theorized that maybe if he gave a schizophrenic convulsions, they’d chase away the schizophrenia. This turned out not to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Lots of stuff is going on in New York to commemorate the hundredth anniversary of the fire. On Friday, also remember Joseph Zito and Gaspar Mortillalo, the elevator operators who saved many lives at the risk of their own by[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
