And maybe you are writing the definitive book on octopus heads. Actually I kind of hope you are.
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When I lack faith in myself I put this phrase at the top of the page before starting to write. It helps! Print, fill out, and stick where you’ll see it, like on the wall next to your desk. For[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Last year was a lousy one for a lot of people. There had better be a lot of cake.
“But Eyeteeth,” some are saying, “I have to have access to my phone at all times. It’s a magic phone and every text I send during It’s a Wonderful Life cures a child’s leukemia. YOU’RE the jerk!”
No more Burl Ives for ten more months: it truly is the most wonderful time of the year.
A comfortable cat will often give you a friendly Christmas greeting, like so.
You deploy a latke by taking a bite and then throwing it, which takes considerable self-control, if it’s a good latke.
I’m uploading this from Amtrak, because we live in the future.
I was describing the search for intimacy to my therapist as being like a raffle in which losers get splinters shoved under their fingernails. That’s still a comparison with some validity, but this was what I wasn’t taking into account.
