This is one of those jokes that seem to fall into my head from the ceiling. It’s amazing to me that I can make dumb jokes without even knowing I’m doing it. There’s so much more going on in our[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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I mean, they’re doing really well…
Maybe this will turn out to be nothing, like Al Capone’s vault. But it certainly FEELS like something.
Nineveh can meow, she just, like Bartleby, would prefer not to. I don’t know why. Nor do I know why she makes an exception every few months and produces a small, rusty sound like this for no reason that I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Wish me luck. I’m a little nervous; I’ve never been bisected before.
So, how about that seditious conspiracy, huh?
I got all psyched up to get cut open and then it didn’t happen. I was very frustrated! But it’ll get done eventually.
See you in July! Or maybe late June if I feel feisty.
Hitting refresh edition. I called to ask what was up and was told the judges were lagging behind, so at least they haven’t ghosted me. I choose to believe they were so stunned by the brilliance of my entry that[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Equus and caballus both mean “horse” in Latin; the caballus is to distinguish it as a subspecies of Equus ferus, though I don’t know why we didn’t slap on a domesticus or a familiaris or something instead of another word[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
