The Handsome
These guys should have their own sitcom. The Handsome and the Impaler, Wednesdays right after Happy Endings.
Originally “So an impaler can’t be handsome?” was “They were Turks! What is the problem?” That’s before I got far enough in the biography to learn that Vlad just impaled pretty much everyone. “They were Turks, Wallachians, Transylvanians, Romanians who weren’t from Wallachia or Transylvania, Saxons, Moldavians, and anyone else who got on my nerves” wouldn’t have worked as well.
