My Sister’s Children and I Understand Each Other
There’s a certain kind of absurd direct threat that children seem to find amusing, perhaps because they’re constantly being threatened and pushed around for real.
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One time when my Nephew was playing in a Box in a room with Me and my mother I suddenly yelled “Right! Tape it up with him in it and we can post him off to Australia!” he looked at me and then started going “No!!” in a whiney voice while my mom cracked up.
When he comes in with a cut or a bruise and I happen to be there, I tend to say “That looks terrible. We have to amputate. I’ll get a knife”
I’m a pretty terrible Uncle. He finds it hilarious though.