My Opening Gambit by eyeteeth on August 20, 2009 at 12:29 am Chapter: AllComics Somewhere in the world is the guy this line will work on. I hope he’s cute.
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“Baby, I’d like to stick my crowbar in your frontal lobe… if you know what I mean.”
If he runs screaming, just tie him to something. He’s being coy.
Only you guys understand me.
OMG, best pickup line EVAR. Can you PLEASE put this on a shirt?
Wow, the guy on whom this pickup line would work finally showed up! Hi!