Grammar Dream
I think it was theoretical even in the dream context, that nothing bad was actually happening to a chicken. I like to think that if I saw a pitiable chicken I would try to help it before concerning myself with matters of English usage.
Small Peculiar
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I feel certain you would have helped the chicken if the chicken needed help, especially if the chicken was writing a resume.
That’s résumé!
:)