Fess Up
This was originally a longer idea incorporating Nazi pseudoscientific ideas, but I couldn’t confirm any of the really good ones, like Himmler thinking he was descended from a witch or Hess using magnets to deflect Jewish magic. Which is a shame, because Hess makes a great stix: he had this square face that made him look like one of the Blockheads from Gumby. Distinctive faces are important to those of us who can’t actually draw. Anyway, I decided this version was punchier.
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