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Jul 16, 2018I Was A Greasy, Anhedonic Teen
Nov 05, 2019Dysthymia Comix 6
Jan 07, 2020Trichophobia
Feb 25, 2020The Wunderkind Blues
Mar 03, 2020Eyeteeth in 1993
Sep 22, 2020A Gut Yor
Jan 16, 2024Dear Sun
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Oct 31, 2005True Workplace Adventures 1
Nov 01, 2005True Workplace Adventures 2
Nov 04, 2005True Workplace Adventures 5
Nov 07, 2005Whee!
Nov 12, 2005Dysthymia Comix 1
Nov 14, 2005Dysthymia Comix 2
Nov 17, 2005The Baby
Dec 02, 2005Dysthymia Comix 3
Dec 03, 2005Dysthymia Comix 4
Dec 13, 2005Dysthymia Comix 5
Dec 19, 2005True Workplace Adventures 6
Jan 24, 200620p
Jan 26, 2006True Workplace Adventures 8
Feb 13, 2006Celibacy
Feb 26, 2006True Workplace Adventures 10
Feb 27, 2006True Workplace Adventures 11
Oct 11, 2006Three Hours
Dec 25, 20062006 Solstice Card
Jan 20, 2007If Cats Were Extremely Articulate
Jan 22, 2007If Cats Were Extremely Articulate 2
Jan 24, 2007Felicific Calculus
Mar 21, 2007Tales Of The Expected 1
May 03, 2007Satan's Family Tree
May 25, 2007The Universe
May 30, 2007True Workplace Adventures 14
Jun 01, 2007Voglio Un Uomo
Jun 09, 2007His Satanic Majesty
Aug 09, 2007Tales Of The Expected 2
Aug 10, 2007Tales Of The Expected 3
Aug 15, 2007Tales Of The Expected 4
Sep 21, 2007Günter The Vampire Nazi 1
Sep 24, 2007Günter The Vampire Nazi 2
Oct 04, 2007Tales Of The Expected 5
Oct 10, 2007Günter The Vampire Nazi 3
Oct 24, 2007Our Relationship
Oct 31, 2007Günter The Vampire Nazi 4
Nov 08, 2007Günter The Vampire Nazi 5
Nov 19, 2007Tales Of The Expected 6
Jan 13, 2008Tales Of The Expected 7
Apr 08, 2008Bogomilism
Apr 25, 2008Dear Bulgarian Goth Boy
Apr 26, 2008Never Gonna Score
May 29, 2008Owlbear Camus
Aug 01, 2008Actual Conversations
Aug 15, 2008Hair
Aug 17, 2008Workplace Metaphors For Sexual Frustration
Sep 23, 2008What I Think About
Oct 02, 2008Open Mike
Oct 29, 2008What Has Two Thumbs
Nov 06, 2008Get Out Of My Head
Nov 09, 2008Whip Hand
Nov 26, 2008Through The Eyes
Dec 01, 2008That's Amarro
Mar 04, 2009Moving
Mar 17, 2009The One Free Man
Mar 22, 2009Get Out More
Mar 25, 2009Pigeons
Apr 02, 2009Hit Stuff
Apr 08, 2009The Outsider Jew
Apr 23, 2009Fell Off The Mayflower
May 05, 20092009 Mother's Day card
May 08, 2009Five Choices
May 14, 2009Lobotomy Road Trip
May 16, 2009A Conversation With Walter
May 24, 2009The Squishy Menace
May 29, 2009The Freeman/Watts Papers
Jun 03, 2009The Cock-Ring Story
Jun 08, 2009William Blake, who made thee?
Jun 14, 2009Nephew Adventures 1
Jun 22, 2009Lobotomy Alternatives
Jun 25, 2009This Fucking Ice Pick
Jul 06, 2009Nephew Adventures 2
Jul 07, 2009Walter Freeman's Head
Jul 13, 2009Stop Remaking Movies
Jul 16, 2009Dermoid Cysts
Jul 20, 2009The Artist's Way: Week 1
Jul 23, 2009The Redactor 1
Jul 30, 2009Vampire Sex
Aug 03, 2009Moral Ambiguity Theater
Aug 06, 2009You Can't Spell It Without Moniz
Aug 10, 2009Bread Loaf
Aug 13, 2009Inconvenient Times to Think of Your Dead Pet
Aug 17, 2009Call My Wife
Aug 20, 2009My Opening Gambit
Aug 27, 2009Lobotomy Historian
Aug 31, 2009Something to Say
Sep 03, 2009Stuff White People Like
Sep 07, 2009Get Crazy Laid the Walter Freeman Way
Sep 10, 2009Overworked
Sep 14, 2009Strangers Crying
Sep 17, 2009Spyhopping
Sep 21, 2009Fighting Fish
Sep 24, 2009Horny Loner
Sep 28, 2009Women Patients
Oct 01, 2009You Are My Life Now
Oct 05, 2009Another Fish Stix
Oct 08, 2009Tales of the Expected 8
Oct 12, 2009The Marble
Oct 15, 2009Jack and Diane
Oct 19, 2009Siamese Staring Fish
Oct 22, 2009Tales of the Expected #9
Oct 26, 2009Tales of the Expected #10
Oct 29, 2009Dirty Pictures
Nov 02, 2009It's not TV, it's DSM-IV
Nov 05, 2009Günter the Vampire Nazi 6
Nov 09, 2009Ceiling Editor
Nov 12, 2009Dysthymia, WTF 1
Nov 14, 2009114
Nov 16, 2009Dysthymia, WTF 2
Nov 19, 2009The Old Way to Work
Nov 23, 2009The Medium Way to Work
Nov 26, 2009Belligerent Jew
Nov 30, 2009The New Way to Work
Dec 03, 2009Bauble of Damocles
Dec 07, 2009A Lot Like Christmas
Dec 10, 2009Most Scorned Physician
Dec 14, 2009The Outsider Jew on Chanukkah
Dec 21, 2009Franz Liszt
Dec 24, 2009Merry Christmas!
Dec 28, 2009Curmudgeonly
Dec 31, 2009Siamese Evolving Fish
Jan 04, 2010I Have Isolated the Problem
Jan 06, 2010Phineas Gage
Jan 11, 2010Frances Farmer
Jan 14, 2010Regret
Jan 18, 2010James Watts
Jan 21, 2010Everyday Happiness
Jan 25, 2010Valentine's Day Card
Jan 28, 2010Fortunately
Feb 01, 2010The Secret
Feb 04, 2010Lesser-Known Tropical Fish
Feb 08, 2010Stixytocin
Feb 11, 2010Inkwell-Throwing: A History
Feb 15, 2010Stumpy Little Arms
Feb 18, 2010Happy Endings 2
Feb 22, 2010Dead Lobotomist Wingman
Feb 25, 2010Wertherbot
Mar 01, 2010Handshake
Mar 04, 2010Homunculus
Mar 08, 2010Hitler Was a Vegetarian
Mar 11, 2010Anthropologie
Mar 15, 2010Stix Patrick
Mar 18, 2010Goldfish on a Clothesline
Mar 22, 2010Doctor Three
Mar 25, 2010Brux
Apr 01, 2010Bela vs. the Alarm Clock
Apr 05, 2010Spider-Man Explains Passover
Apr 08, 2010Or at Least Store Credit
Apr 12, 2010Abdiel
Apr 15, 2010D. H. Lawrence
Apr 19, 2010Résumé
Apr 22, 2010My Father Reminisces
Apr 26, 2010Meet Dr. Waterford
Apr 29, 2010Singles Bar
May 03, 2010Saint Margaret
May 06, 2010Eye Contact
May 10, 2010Afraid of Intimacy
May 13, 2010I Literally Want to Kill Everyone I See
May 17, 2010Surf the Despair
May 20, 2010Frontispiece
May 23, 2010Guest Comic
May 27, 2010John 11
May 31, 2010Film Tropes
Jun 03, 2010Rube Luna
Jun 07, 2010The Round Persuasion
Jun 10, 2010Dear Dr. Freeman
Jun 14, 2010That Cupcake
Jun 17, 2010If Bettas Sent Father's Day Cards
Jun 21, 2010Trapped
Jun 24, 2010Philadelphia Circa 1910
Jun 28, 2010And Stay Out
Jul 01, 2010Tales of the Expected 11
Jul 05, 2010Sunsweet
Jul 08, 2010Two Guys Named Egas Moniz
Jul 12, 2010Yes, Probably
Jul 15, 2010Oat Dust
Jul 19, 2010Air Conditioning
Jul 22, 2010Dear Internet
Jul 26, 2010Outdated Psych Textbooks
Jul 29, 2010Dr. Waterford Again
Aug 02, 2010Anti-Psychiatry Websites
Aug 05, 2010Infernium
Aug 09, 2010Introduction
Aug 11, 2010Outdated Psych Textbooks Revisited
Aug 16, 2010The Golden Notebook
Aug 19, 2010My Siamese Fighting Fish Is Abnormal
Aug 23, 2010Günter the Vampire Nazi 7
Aug 26, 2010SPSPS
Aug 30, 2010Clerical Work
Sep 02, 2010More Outdated Psych Textbooks
Sep 06, 2010Horror Movie Villain
Sep 09, 2010The Hymenaeus Institute
Sep 13, 2010Lord of the Rings
Sep 16, 2010A Little-Known Tolkien Fact
Sep 20, 2010Hobbito Yojimbo
Sep 23, 2010The Instrument Table
Sep 27, 2010The Watcher in the Water
Sep 30, 2010Tolkien Q & A
Oct 04, 2010The Wishing Jewel
Oct 07, 2010The Good News
Oct 11, 2010Feverish
Oct 14, 2010The #1 Cat Bestseller
Oct 18, 2010J.R.R. Tolkien's Favorite Word
Oct 21, 2010Faramir's Lament
Oct 25, 2010Sensitive Questions
Oct 28, 2010The Fellowship Team
Nov 01, 2010Fear of a Gauzy Turquoise Planet
Nov 04, 2010Another Christmas Card for Jews
Nov 08, 2010Mary Sue the Vampire Slayer
Nov 11, 2010Postscript
Nov 15, 2010Afraid of Commitment
Nov 18, 2010Opt Out
Nov 22, 2010Yalies
Nov 24, 2010TSA Comics
Nov 29, 2010Platitudes
Dec 02, 2010hello beautiful
Dec 06, 2010Do Not Question Freedom Radiation
Dec 09, 2010The Handsome
Dec 13, 2010Vlad, You Wacky Funster
Dec 16, 2010Following Orders
Dec 20, 2010IKEA Desk
Dec 23, 2010Tolkien's Greetings
Dec 27, 2010A New Kind of Hero
Dec 30, 2010Melville Dewey
Jan 03, 2011Rejected Comic Ideas
Jan 06, 2011Holiday Cactus
Jan 10, 2011My Father's Legacy
Jan 13, 2011The Return of Spargklingk Boy
Jan 20, 2011Skritches
Jan 24, 2011I Was in Portugal
Jan 27, 2011Act Locally
Jan 31, 2011Revenge of Outdated Psych Textbooks
Feb 03, 2011Therapy's Not a Competition, But I'm Losing
Feb 07, 2011Dating
Feb 10, 2011The Littlest Californian
Feb 14, 2011Valentine's Day Card 2011
Feb 17, 2011We Totally Could Just Sit on Them
Feb 21, 2011Afraid of Horses
Feb 24, 2011Right on Schedule
Feb 28, 2011Inspiration
Mar 03, 2011Major Keen
Mar 07, 2011A Page of Keens
Mar 10, 2011Pigeons
Mar 14, 2011Hammer and Ice Pick
Mar 17, 2011Thanks, Starlings
Mar 21, 2011Triangle
Mar 24, 2011Man Talk
Mar 24, 2011Man Talk
Mar 28, 2011Anxiety
Mar 31, 2011ECT
Apr 04, 2011Sometimes
Apr 07, 2011My Little Psychiatric Disorder
Apr 11, 2011Best Friends Forever
Apr 14, 2011Mysteries of the Universe
Apr 18, 2011The Outsider Jew on Passover (Again)
Apr 21, 2011Seder Plate
Apr 25, 2011Passover Cakes
Apr 28, 2011Skeptical of Spring
May 02, 2011Randle McMurphy
May 09, 2011Cheat Sheet
May 12, 2011Bad Pizza
May 16, 2011The Aerat
May 19, 2011Eternal Vigilance
May 23, 2011Natural History of the Aerat
May 26, 2011Kids
May 30, 2011Labyrinth
Jun 02, 2011Bram Stoker
Jun 06, 2011eHarmony
Jun 09, 2011Four Hours a Night
Jun 13, 2011Günter the Vampire Nazi 8
Jun 16, 2011Wassergeist
Jun 20, 2011Dude!
Jun 23, 2011Paxil Taper
Jun 27, 2011Shur-Fine Marriages
Jun 30, 2011Meanwhile, in My Brain
Jul 04, 2011Excelsior
Jul 07, 2011Inchworm
Jul 14, 2011That Explains It
Jul 18, 2011Evil Ed.
Jul 21, 2011Dum Spiro Sparrow
Jul 25, 2011Sold for a Penny
Jul 28, 2011Microflock
Aug 01, 2011Alien
Aug 04, 2011Tape
Aug 08, 2011Speak Up
Aug 11, 2011Run Silent, Run Derp
Aug 15, 2011The Core
Aug 18, 2011Safe
Aug 22, 2011Carbon Dioxide Therapy
Aug 25, 2011Meet and Greet
Aug 29, 2011Wyvern
Sep 01, 2011I Am Talking to Myself Again
Sep 05, 2011Always Forget
Sep 08, 2011Battleship
Sep 12, 2011A Good Faith Error on Elm Street
Sep 15, 2011The Importance of Proofing
Sep 19, 2011Sudden Onset
Sep 22, 2011As the Saying Goes
Sep 26, 2011Real Heavy
Sep 29, 2011The Outsider Jew on Rosh Hashana
Oct 03, 2011That's Amarro Redux
Oct 06, 2011You Didn't Have Enough to Worry About
Oct 10, 2011Sabbath of Sabbaths
Oct 13, 2011The Outsider Jew on Sukkot
Oct 17, 2011Cheer Up
Oct 20, 2011Imaginary Friend
Oct 24, 2011I Am the Enemy of Fun
Oct 27, 2011Read All About It
Oct 31, 2011Halloween
Nov 03, 2011Meanwhile
Nov 07, 2011One Damn Panel
Nov 10, 2011Hipstertitis
Nov 14, 2011116
Nov 17, 2011It's on Her Shin
Nov 21, 2011Raffle Ticket
Nov 24, 2011Team Jeff
Nov 28, 2011Zeus, God of Thunder
Dec 01, 2011In Which I Fail to Plan Ahead
Dec 05, 2011Scary Lobotomy Movie
Dec 08, 2011My Powers
Dec 12, 2011Return of the Combat Dreidel
Dec 15, 2011Return of Social Awkwardness
Dec 19, 2011December Is Sitting on My Head and Crushing It
Dec 22, 2011Feline Christmas Greetings
Dec 26, 2011The Outsider Jew on Chanukkah (Again)
Dec 29, 2011New in 2012
Jan 02, 2012Parting Words
Jan 05, 2012My Pet Has No Eyelids
Jan 09, 2012It Kind of Is, Though
Jan 12, 2012Check All That Apply
Jan 16, 2012I'd Like to Be Under the Sea
Jan 19, 2012I Drink to Forget
Jan 23, 2012C.R.E.A.M.
Jan 26, 2012Stick It to the Man
Jan 30, 2012Verboten
Feb 02, 2012I Am Somewhat Simpleminded
Feb 06, 2012Ladies Who Stanch
Feb 09, 2012Privacy Policy
Feb 13, 2012Dorkland's Medical Dictionary
Feb 16, 2012Mild Kingdom
Feb 20, 2012Episode One
Feb 23, 2012Last One They Had
Feb 27, 2012Versus the World
Mar 01, 2012From the Archives
Mar 05, 2012The Human Velocipede
Mar 08, 2012Son of Outdated Psych Textbooks
Mar 12, 2012Addendum
Mar 15, 2012St. Benen
Mar 22, 2012Outdated Psych Textbooks Present: Coke Machine
Mar 29, 2012First World
Apr 02, 2012Poisson D'Avril
Apr 05, 2012Haggadah
Apr 09, 2012The Outsider Jew on Pesach (Part Three)
Apr 12, 2012Jonah 1:1–3
Apr 16, 2012Jonah 1:4–6
Apr 19, 2012CISPA: We Just Won't Let Them
Apr 23, 2012Jonah 1:7
Apr 26, 2012Jonah 1:8–12
Apr 30, 2012Jonah 1:13
May 03, 2012Jonah 1:14 and a half
May 07, 2012Jonah 1:15–17
May 10, 2012Jonah 2:1–4
May 14, 2012Interlude
May 17, 2012Jonah 2:5 and a Half
May 21, 2012Jonah 2:6–9
May 24, 2012Jonah 2:10
May 28, 2012Jonah 3:1–2
May 31, 2012Jonah 3:3 (partial)
Jun 07, 2012Jonah 3:3 (final)
Jun 11, 2012Jonah 3:4 (partial)
Jun 14, 2012Jonah 3:4 (final)
Jun 18, 2012Father's Day 2012
Jun 25, 2012Shine On
Jun 28, 2012Not That Hard to Do, Actually
Jul 02, 2012They're Made of Meat
Jul 05, 2012Episode Two
Jul 09, 2012Günter the Vampire Nazi 9
Jul 12, 2012Jonah 3:4 (final) (again)
Jul 16, 2012Jonah 3:5
Jul 19, 2012Jonah 3:6–7
Jul 23, 2012Jonah 3:8–10
Jul 26, 2012Jonah 4:1–2
Jul 30, 2012Jonah 4:3–4
Aug 02, 2012Jonah Chapter 4 Interlude
Aug 06, 2012Jonah 4:5 (partial)
Aug 09, 2012Jonah 4:5 (final)
Aug 13, 2012Jonah 4:6 (partial)
Aug 16, 2012Jonah 4:6 (final)
Aug 20, 2012Jonah 4:7
Aug 23, 2012Small Peculiar's Self-Pitying Swish Pan
Aug 27, 2012Jonah 4:8–11
Aug 30, 2012Announcement
Sep 03, 2012Nazal Congezdtion
Sep 06, 2012Upside Down
Sep 10, 2012Colorfast
Sep 13, 2012Thumbless
Sep 17, 2012The Outsider Jew on Rosh Hashana
Sep 20, 2012Malt Does More Than Milton Can
Sep 24, 2012In Theaters Everywhere
Sep 27, 2012The Outsider Jew on Yom Kippur 2012
Oct 01, 2012Ctenocephalides felis
Oct 04, 2012The Outsider Jew Meets an Insider Jew
Oct 08, 2012If You See Something, Say Something
Oct 11, 2012Backpfeifengesicht
Oct 15, 2012Headlong to Emeth
Oct 18, 2012Handy Pocket Size
Oct 22, 2012A is for Adjective
Oct 25, 2012Under Control
Oct 29, 2012The Teeth of the Storm
Nov 01, 2012It Doesn't Not Matter
Nov 05, 2012Get in the Shopping Cart
Nov 08, 2012Psyche!
Nov 12, 2012Back to Normal
Nov 15, 2012Know the Difference
Nov 19, 2012Civilization
Nov 22, 2012The Book of Jonah
Nov 26, 2012Talking to Children
Nov 29, 2012Thanks in Advance
Dec 03, 2012Things Authors Always Get Wrong #7
Dec 06, 2012Neutral Zone
Dec 10, 2012Sounds Legit
Dec 13, 2012Frightful
Dec 17, 2012Ask a Freelancer
Dec 20, 2012What the FISA Amendments Act
Dec 24, 2012Psychoanalyzing Jonah
Dec 27, 2012Stahp
Dec 31, 2012Panel One
Jan 03, 2013Now the Word of the LORD
Jan 07, 2013Am Too
Jan 10, 2013Achievement
Jan 14, 2013Missing a Gene
Jan 17, 2013Another Announcement
Jan 21, 2013Going Greene
Jan 28, 2013Ask a Fat Person Eating Soup
Feb 04, 2013Oh Thank Heaven
Feb 18, 2013Bang Bang Eyeteeth
Feb 25, 2013Choose Your Own Midrash
Mar 04, 2013Don't Think We Don't Appreciate It
Mar 11, 2013The Nahum of the Game
Mar 18, 2013Dark Clouds Playbook
Mar 25, 2013Charoset Cat
Apr 01, 2013Skim Milk
Apr 08, 2013Panels!
Apr 15, 2013The First Spring Sunbeam
Apr 22, 2013Eyeteeth stars in: National Security
Apr 29, 2013Dusting Is a Force That Gives Us Meaning
May 06, 2013Defenders of the Junk
May 13, 2013For a Sunbeam
May 20, 2013The Metamorphosis
May 27, 2013And the PU in PUA
Jun 03, 2013Human Interaction
Jun 10, 2013Episode Three
Jun 17, 2013Fourth Amendment Hipster
Jun 24, 2013Chavah and Steve
Jul 01, 2013Jonah in Nineveh
Jul 08, 2013Fourth of July
Jul 15, 2013Eye Tyrant
Jul 22, 2013I Drink Your, Uh
Jul 29, 2013Check Your Temporal Privilege
Aug 05, 2013Smells Like Cloves
Aug 12, 2013Rat Jesus
Aug 19, 2013Sore-y
Aug 26, 2013Canadian Food
Sep 02, 2013Girl Problems
Sep 09, 2013Follow Your Dreams
Sep 16, 2013The Outsider Jew on Yom Kippur 2013
Sep 23, 2013I Propose a New Word
Sep 30, 2013Man of Action
Oct 07, 2013Sweeping the Nation
Oct 14, 2013America's Hat Is a Fedora
Oct 21, 2013The Enemy of Fun in October
Oct 28, 2013Mein Teil
Nov 04, 2013It's Not Enough
Nov 11, 2013More or Less Constantly
Nov 18, 2013Requiescat in Pace
Nov 25, 2013Time Travel
Dec 02, 2013Or Mares Either
Dec 09, 2013Jonah's Last Panel
Dec 16, 2013All Hail
Dec 23, 2013Life Advice
Dec 30, 2013Jonah's Last Panel Take Two
Jan 06, 2014Not OK
Jan 13, 2014Quote Casual Unquote
Jan 20, 2014The Ravaging Effects of Online Dating
Jan 27, 2014Dorky & Dejected
Feb 03, 2014Über Bowl Sunday
Feb 10, 2014My Nephew Is Growing Up
Feb 17, 2014Self-Absorbed Dead Guys
Feb 24, 2014Fish Plus Jonah 4ever
Mar 03, 2014Ramis in Peace
Mar 10, 2014Spring in New York
Mar 24, 2014Spring in New York 2
Mar 31, 2014A Visit from Sir Arthur
Apr 07, 2014Page Five
Apr 14, 2014Seder Cat 4
Apr 21, 2014Big Sister Miriam
Apr 28, 2014Jonah's Motto
May 05, 2014Jonah and Elijah Sitting in a Tree
May 12, 2014Immoral Support
May 19, 2014MeCAF sketches
May 26, 2014#YesAllWomen
Jun 02, 2014Things Authors Always Get Wrong 8
Jun 09, 2014True Workplace Adventures 15
Jun 16, 2014I Was Lied To
Jun 23, 2014Batty Doesn't Care
Jul 07, 2014Page One!
Jul 14, 2014Deutschland!
Jul 21, 2014The Cross and the Ice Pick
Jul 28, 2014The Outsider Jew on Eid
Aug 04, 2014Office Gig
Aug 11, 2014Still Not OK
Aug 18, 2014At Long Last!
Aug 24, 2014Prophet Season
Sep 01, 2014...Because They're Creepy
Sep 08, 2014New Superstition
Sep 15, 2014The Choice Is Yours
Sep 22, 2014Some Days
Sep 22, 2014I Was a Middle-Aged Floating Head
Oct 06, 2014Yom Kippur 2014 (or 5775)
Oct 13, 2014Dove Day
Oct 20, 2014What Is Wrong with Me
Oct 27, 2014Vlad Feels Misunderstood
Nov 03, 2014Chase, Scatter, Frightened
Nov 10, 2014Weak End
Nov 17, 2014Things Authors Always Get Wrong 9
Nov 24, 2014Exercise: The Horrible Reality
Dec 08, 2014Danke in Advance
Dec 15, 20142014 Holiday Appeal/Threat
Dec 22, 2014Happy Solstice
Dec 29, 2014Stix from the Office 1
Jan 05, 2015Straight into the Sun
Jan 12, 2015Kids Today
Jan 19, 2015A Suggestion for France
Jan 26, 2015Whiteout
Feb 02, 2015My Prophet Humor
Feb 09, 2015Fifty Stix
Feb 16, 2015A Word of Advice from Max Brod
Feb 23, 2015Office Job
Mar 02, 2015Close Enough
Mar 09, 2015Live from the Office
Mar 16, 2015I Am Human and I Knee to Be Loved
Mar 23, 2015Stixeton
Mar 30, 2015The Visible Stix
Apr 06, 2015Seder Cat 5
Apr 13, 2015Imaginary Telephone
Apr 20, 2015Remember Me?
Apr 27, 2015Manual of Style
May 04, 2015Know Your Cat Pastries
May 11, 2015Spring Comes to Upper Manhattan
May 18, 2015Nineveh Is Mayor of the Hallway
Jun 01, 2015Ruin a Beautiful Moment, for Science
Jun 08, 2015Hemingway Liked Cats
Jun 15, 2015Milton's Cosmos, or Satan Alighted
Jun 22, 2015Adulthood: The Legendary Journeys
Jun 29, 2015I Am the Worrier
Jul 06, 2015Satan Hates PDA
Jul 27, 2015Dulce Domum
Aug 03, 2015Catgrass Delusion
Aug 10, 2015Stick This in Your Scone
Aug 24, 2015Flightless but Indomitable
Sep 07, 2015Things Authors Always Get Wrong 10
Sep 14, 2015Spirit of 5776
Sep 21, 2015When Editors Attack
Oct 05, 2015You're Not the Boss of Me, Cough Drop
Oct 12, 2015Things Authors Always Get Wrong 11
Oct 19, 2015Cheaters Never Win
Oct 26, 2015Play Ba'al
Nov 02, 2015Crying
Nov 23, 2015Rabbits on Parade
Nov 30, 2015What Has It Got in Its Pocketses?
Dec 07, 2015Festival of Domestic Terrorism
Dec 14, 2015The Outsider Jew Takes a Walk
Dec 21, 2015Just Say "Merry Christmas" Already
Dec 28, 2015I Welcome the Winged Cats
Jan 04, 2016Tears in Rain
Jan 11, 2016Go to the Well
Jan 17, 2016Grammar Dream
Feb 01, 2016To the Emptiest
Feb 08, 2016Attitude of Fattitude
Feb 22, 2016Brinded Cat
Feb 29, 2016Freelancing Pro Tip
Mar 28, 2016Our Cherished Freedoms
Apr 04, 2016Trichotillomaniac
Apr 11, 2016Bigger on the Inside
Apr 18, 2016Seder Cat 6
Apr 25, 2016And Freedom from Slavery
May 09, 2016Pick One
May 16, 2016Glioblastoma
May 23, 2016The Royal Road to Stix
May 30, 2016Thanks, Vocative Comma
Jun 13, 2016Take Some Action of Your Own
Jun 20, 2016Summer!
Jul 04, 2016Down, Down
Jul 11, 2016Angiosperms
Jul 25, 2016Small Peculiar's 2016 Election Guide
Aug 01, 2016Your Own Worst Enemy
Aug 15, 2016Tusk!
Aug 22, 2016Foster Kittens
Aug 29, 2016Kaiju's Sideshow of Curiosities
Sep 05, 2016Know the Signs
Sep 12, 2016I Can Do No Other
Sep 19, 2016Intangerine
Sep 26, 2016Fugeddaboudit
Oct 03, 2016Lucky Number 5777
Oct 17, 2016Pardon My Iniquity for the Sake of Your Namel
Oct 31, 2016Adenoid Hynkel
Nov 07, 2016Actually Not Funny at All
Nov 14, 2016I'm Going on a Damn Vacation
Nov 28, 2016Buspirone Surfing
Dec 05, 2016My Uncle Was in Auschwitz
Dec 12, 2016The Snow Queen's Mirror
Dec 26, 2016Farewell, 2016
Jan 09, 2017Attention
Jan 16, 2017Do the Milgram
Jan 23, 2017Many Happy Returns
Jan 30, 2017Voyage of the Damned
Feb 06, 2017Resist ’n' Drink with Gene
Feb 13, 2017NYC March for Women (and Gene)
Feb 20, 2017Achtung Baby
Feb 27, 2017It Feels Like a Real Fight
Mar 06, 2017Achtung Baby Part Zwei
Mar 20, 201799 Percent Perspiration
Mar 27, 2017H.J. 86
Apr 03, 2017Act Locally
Apr 10, 2017Seder Cat 7
Apr 17, 2017Back at It
Apr 24, 2017Or Am I
May 15, 2017Hermit Crabs
May 22, 2017And It Only Took Me Thirty Years
May 29, 2017When You're Friends with a Photographer
Jun 05, 2017Compost: A Stix of Old
Jun 19, 2017On My Mind
Jul 03, 2017Achievement Unlocked
Jul 10, 2017Have I Mentioned Lately How Old I Am?
Jul 17, 2017Victor the Romanian
Jul 24, 2017Abducted by Aliens
Jul 31, 2017In Case You Were Looking for a Metaphor
Aug 21, 2017Alternate Eclipse
Sep 04, 2017Formally Trained German
Oct 16, 2017No Ban, No Wallachia
Nov 06, 2017Michael Christopher Estes
Nov 13, 2017Scientific Names and What They Mean
Nov 20, 2017Misleading Scientific Names
Dec 04, 2017With a Straw
Dec 11, 2017Happy Anniversary
Dec 18, 2017Things Authors Always Get Wrong 12
Dec 25, 2017The Outsider Gentile
Jan 01, 2018Year of Damocles
Jan 22, 2018Work Out Every Vein
Jan 29, 2018The Artist's Way
Feb 05, 2018Copyeditor Heaven
Feb 26, 2018Purim 5778
Mar 05, 2018No, Really
Mar 12, 2018Directly into My Brain
Mar 26, 2018Seder Cat 8
Apr 02, 2018Editing High Fantasy
Apr 30, 2018Just Getting Ahead of It
May 07, 2018Anything Further, Father?
May 21, 2018Get Out There
May 28, 2018Seriously Though
Jun 11, 2018The Writing Life, Such as It Is
Jul 23, 2018Feeder Goldfish
Aug 06, 2018Go On, Guess
Aug 27, 2018Dilute! Dilute! OK!
Sep 03, 2018Ahem
Sep 10, 2018Challah at Your Girl
Sep 17, 2018Go Blue Jays!
Sep 24, 2018Yas Queen
Oct 01, 2018Louis D. Brandeis, Vampire Hunter
Oct 15, 2018Lay Diagnosis
Oct 22, 2018Plasmacytic Stomatitis
Oct 29, 2018Headless Mutant Chicken Embryos
Nov 05, 2018Emil Maurice
Nov 12, 2018Adolf and Heinrich Sitting in a Tree
Nov 19, 2018Superman's Full Name
Nov 26, 2018Copyeditors Are Petty, Horrible Little People
Dec 10, 2018Moving to Thursdays
Dec 20, 2018Things Authors Always Get Wrong 13
Jan 03, 2019Eyeteeth's Urban Fantasy Challenge
Jan 10, 2019Ad Astra per Fatuitatem
Feb 14, 2019USB Cables
Feb 28, 2019A Livelier Iris Changes on the Burnished Dove
Mar 07, 2019So Enjoy Something I Drew on an Envelope
Mar 14, 2019Social Medea
Mar 21, 2019Djadadjii!
Mar 28, 2019Shall I Compare Thee to a Microbat?
Apr 11, 2019My Cat's Defective Head, Continued
Apr 18, 2019Assistant TO the Angel of Death
Apr 25, 2019Seder Cat 9
May 02, 2019Chametz!
May 09, 2019Moving to Tuesdays
May 21, 2019Thomas Andrews
May 28, 2019Eyeteeth Attempts to Learn German
Jun 04, 2019Kaiju Versus the Sofa
Jun 11, 2019Editing Romance Novels
Jun 18, 2019We Considered Ourselves to Be a Powerful Culture
Jun 25, 2019This Place Is Not a Place of Honor
Jul 09, 2019A Troubling Development
Jul 16, 2019Goldfish and Chill
Jul 23, 2019Stay Gold
Jul 30, 2019Creepy and Disturbing
Aug 06, 2019Litotes
Aug 13, 2019Norway Rats Sing the Great Love Songs
Aug 20, 2019Tmesis
Aug 27, 2019Workshop Night
Sep 03, 2019Because Proper Hydration Is Essential
Sep 17, 2019Mortality and Rice
Sep 24, 2019Including vs. Are
Oct 01, 2019Happy 5780!
Oct 08, 2019The Outsider Jew on Yom Kippur 5780
Oct 22, 2019For the Moment, Anyway
Nov 19, 2019Thanksgiving Vacation 2019
Dec 03, 2019Thirty Years Ago This Month, in Fact
Dec 10, 2019Great Moments in Rat History
Dec 17, 2019Sick Today
Dec 24, 2019Christmas Wishes
Dec 31, 2019Just Act Casual
Jan 14, 202066F
Jan 21, 2020And There's Consequently No Room for Your Legs
Jan 28, 2020Capgras Syndrome for Giant Nerds
Mar 10, 2020The Power of Max Compels You
Mar 17, 2020Hibernia Est Insula
Apr 07, 2020Seder Plate Redux
Apr 14, 2020CSA Box
May 05, 2020And Stop Hoarding Flour
May 19, 2020Know the Difference: Marine Edition
Jun 02, 2020Justice for George Floyd
Jun 09, 2020Amadou Diallo Is Holding His Wallet
Jun 23, 2020Commitment to Excellence
Jul 14, 2020Infectious Enthusiasm
Jul 28, 202095F
Aug 04, 2020"It Is What It Is"
Aug 18, 2020Mild America
Aug 25, 2020What Have You Been Up To?
Sep 01, 2020The Oys of Summer
Sep 08, 2020Cogito Ergot Sum
Sep 15, 2020Fall Vibes
Oct 06, 2020More Fall Vibes
Oct 13, 2020Be Afraid
Oct 20, 2020Ineffective Spam Subject Line
Nov 03, 2020Magor Missabib
Nov 10, 2020The Notorious AG
Nov 17, 2020Contrast Medium
Nov 24, 2020Do the Biden
Dec 01, 2020HIPAA
Dec 08, 2020Benign Growth
Dec 15, 2020Chanukkah 2020
Dec 22, 2020Spelling Things Correctly to Own the Libs
Dec 29, 2020Grow Huge
Jan 05, 2021Good Advice from the Goldfish
Jan 19, 2021Small Peculiar Will Be Funny Again Next Week
Jan 26, 2021The First Comic of the Biden Administration
Feb 02, 2021Fess Up
Feb 09, 2021Valentine's Day 2021
Feb 16, 2021Know the Difference: Ornithology Edition
Mar 02, 2021The Hideous Benign Growth Chronicles, Part 2
Mar 09, 2021Killjoy
Mar 23, 2021Fishkeeping Tips
Mar 30, 2021Seder Cat in Lockdown (Again)
Apr 06, 2021The Outsider Jew (Overeats) on Passover
Apr 13, 2021Public Seraph Announcement
Apr 20, 2021Throw Myself into a Pit
Apr 27, 2021Talking to Omnivores
May 11, 2021It's About Time
Jun 01, 2021Forecastle
Jun 08, 2021Summer Comes to New York
Jun 15, 2021Ninety Percent of My Fans
Jun 22, 2021The Blair Subway Project
Jun 29, 2021A Fearsome Creature of Legend
Jul 06, 2021She Said She Said
Jul 13, 2021Until It Is Your Reality
Jul 20, 2021No Thank You
Jul 27, 2021The Flying Nun
Aug 03, 2021A Banner with a Strange Device
Aug 10, 2021We Both Thank You for Your Patronage
Aug 24, 2021What I Managed Not to Say
Aug 31, 2021Assigned Triangle at Birth
Sep 07, 2021The Creature
Sep 14, 2021Preserve the Dodo
Sep 21, 2021Chemically Induced Menopause
Sep 28, 2021Treadmill Desk
Oct 05, 2021Unspeakable Medical Procedure
Oct 12, 2021The Haunted Treadmill
Oct 19, 2021Sometimes I Notice Things
Oct 26, 2021A Memory
Nov 02, 2021Election Day 2021
Nov 09, 2021Online Shopping
Nov 16, 2021Great News
Nov 23, 2021Jewish Venn Diagram
Nov 30, 2021Diagram of Lights
Dec 07, 2021Doing My Part
Dec 14, 2021Why I Ota
Dec 28, 2021A Late Update
Jan 04, 2022I Found It
Jan 11, 2022Simile
Jan 18, 2022Eyeteeth, Wordle Oedipus
Jan 25, 2022What January 2022 Was Like
Feb 01, 2022It's That Time Again
Feb 08, 2022The Gems
Feb 15, 2022Gorilla Glue
Feb 22, 2022My Womb Is Hysterical
Mar 01, 2022Ask Now the Beasts
Mar 15, 2022The Freddy Krueger Effect
Mar 22, 2022That Time of Year
Apr 19, 2022The Fabled Lost City
Apr 26, 2022Rosebud
May 03, 2022Flehmening
May 17, 2022Another Scientific Name and What It Means
May 31, 2022Taking June Off
Jul 05, 2022New Surgery Date
Jul 12, 2022Sleepy Joe
Jul 19, 2022Bowlingballectomy
Aug 02, 2022Nineveh Meows
Aug 16, 2022Creatures of Late Summer
Aug 23, 2022Stalagmite 17
Aug 30, 2022Novel Critique
Sep 06, 2022Aftermath
Sep 13, 2022Telling the Bees
Sep 20, 2022Cats Have the Right Idea
Sep 27, 2022Decision 5783
Oct 04, 2022BRB
Oct 11, 2022How to Draw an Eggplant
Oct 18, 2022An Abridged Guide to Hell
Oct 25, 2022Stix the Vote
Nov 01, 2022Stix the Vote 2
Nov 08, 2022Mental Health Day
Nov 15, 2022Red Wave
Nov 22, 2022Happy Thanksgiving
Nov 29, 2022Everyone Hates the Copyeditor
Dec 06, 2022Seashells by the Seashore
Dec 13, 2022Let's Be Soothed by a Rat
Dec 20, 2022Why We Have Chanookey
Dec 27, 2022Oddly Quick-Burning Chanukah Candles
Jan 03, 2023Psychosomatic Chest Pain
Jan 10, 2023Afraid of Needles
Jan 17, 2023Low-Hanging Fruit
Feb 07, 2023The Pendulum Swings Back
Feb 14, 2023Mental Health Day
Feb 21, 2023Stix of Old: The Stickidna
Mar 07, 2023Monkey Business
Mar 21, 2023A Dumb Joke My Brain Told Me Recently
Mar 28, 2023Batty's Aggressive Indifference to Sports
Apr 04, 2023On This Cat
Apr 18, 2023Neighbor's Doormat
Apr 25, 2023Sick
May 02, 2023America's Favorite Game Show
May 09, 2023The Only Spineless Vertebrate
May 16, 2023Mammogram Medal
May 23, 2023Laugher
Jun 06, 2023Melvin
Jun 20, 2023Placeholder
Jul 04, 2023And Happy America or Whatever
Jul 25, 2023Sad Fate
Aug 15, 2023Can't You Hear My Heartbeat
Aug 22, 2023Dyeing
Aug 29, 2023A Tale of the Unexpected
Sep 05, 2023And I Wasn't Even Trying
Sep 26, 2023Yet More Low-Hanging Fruit
Oct 10, 2023COVID Booster Day
Oct 17, 2023Up Your Game
Oct 31, 2023The Day the Heat Came On
Nov 14, 2023Damn It
Nov 28, 2023Damn It Some More
Dec 05, 2023In My Day We Called Them Blue
Dec 12, 2023Prophylactic Editing
Dec 19, 2023Change My Mind
Jan 09, 2024Congratulations, America
Jan 23, 2024Taking Kaiju to the Vet
Feb 13, 2024Copyeditor in a Snowbank: A Droodle for 2024
Feb 20, 2024Beet Jerky
Feb 27, 2024Exquisite
Mar 19, 2024It's "Great" to Be Back
Mar 26, 2024Tuck It In
Apr 09, 2024Mental Health Day
Apr 30, 2024Chametz!
May 21, 2024Small Peculiar Will Return in June
Jun 25, 2024You're Gonna Hear About It
Jul 02, 2024Yet Again
Jul 09, 2024And Still
Jul 23, 2024A Writer Goes to the Woods
Jul 30, 2024Childless Cat Ladies for Harris
Aug 06, 2024Kamala, Imane, and I
Aug 13, 2024mrew
Aug 20, 2024That Is All
Aug 27, 2024Things Authors Always Get Wrong 15 (Or So)
Sep 17, 2024The Dead Cat Strategy
Sep 24, 2024Challenge Accepted
Oct 01, 2024A Predictive Highlight from Tonight's VP Debate
Oct 08, 2024Let Go and Let God
Oct 15, 2024The Outsider Jew on Yom Kippur 2024
Oct 22, 2024Nail-Biter
Oct 29, 2024Vote Blue
Nov 05, 2024Breathe
Nov 12, 2024What Tomas an Buile Said in a Pub
Nov 19, 2024Let's Spend a Little More Time with This One
Bela
Jan 02, 2017Bela in a Jar
Aug 11, 2020White Gold
literature
Jan 25, 2016Gregor Samsonite
Oct 10, 2016If You See Something
Dec 19, 2016What Tomas an Buile Said in a Pub
Mar 13, 2017The Book of Eyeteeth
May 01, 2017100 Days
May 08, 2017Main Straße
Aug 07, 2017Amerika
Aug 14, 2017A Challenger Appears
Aug 28, 2017Brotberuf 1
Sep 18, 2017Kafkaesque
Sep 25, 2017Herr Doktor Kafka
Oct 02, 2017Franz Kafka, Esquire
Oct 09, 2017Brilliant Danish Physicist Niels Bohr
Oct 23, 2017A Brief Respite from Crushing Anguish
Oct 30, 2017A Bridge Made of Diamonds
Jan 08, 2018E. A. Poe, Grief Counselor
Feb 12, 2018Will Get You Nowhere
Feb 19, 2018Southern Authors
Apr 16, 2018Girls and Root Beer Are Not the Answer
Apr 23, 2018Brace
May 14, 2018Batty Is Terrible at This
Jun 04, 2018A Catskill Eagle
Jun 18, 2018Call Me Ishmael
Jun 25, 2018Pearl Street
Jul 02, 2018No Face
Jul 09, 2018Why Will You Say That I Am Mad?
Jul 30, 2018Melvillemas
Jan 17, 2019From Uneasy Dreams
Jan 24, 2019Casual Sex
Jul 02, 2019Kafka's Birthday
Oct 15, 2019Meditations
Feb 11, 2020Again with the Brothels
Feb 18, 2020Welp
Mar 24, 2020Yes, We Have No Franz Kafka
May 12, 2020Maus
Jun 30, 2020Kafka's Birthday 2
Jul 21, 2020Renfield Is Unimpressed
Sep 29, 2020Sinclair Lewis Again
May 25, 2021A Young Absurdist's Fancy
Mar 29, 2022Eyeteeth Tries Reading Hemingway Again
Apr 05, 2022A Moveable Fascist
Apr 12, 2022Hemingway's First Marriage
May 10, 2022A Visit from Anaïs Nin
Jan 31, 2023So It Turns Out Writing a Novel Is Hard
Mar 14, 2023The Return of Herr Doktor Kafka
Apr 11, 2023Followed by Lobsters
May 30, 2023High Fantasy Names
Jun 27, 2023Kafka and His Father (Who Was Also a Kafka)
Aug 01, 2023A Safety Tip from Perseus
Aug 08, 2023Literary T-Shirts
Sep 19, 2023Eyeteeth's Floating Head
Oct 03, 2023I Could Have Done It Without You
Nov 07, 20232 Samuel 12
Dec 26, 2023A Boxing Day to Hide In
Jan 02, 2024I Already Finished It Once
Feb 06, 2024Kafka's Rubber Ax
Apr 16, 2024Coughka
May 07, 2024Nineveh, That Great Kitty
Niecephew Adventures
Mar 14, 2016The Tallest Person Ever
Mar 21, 2016My Sister's Children and I Understand Each Other
Jul 18, 2016Grimmer Grammar
Aug 20, 2018My Enormous Teenage Nephew
Dec 03, 2018My Enormous Teenage Nephew 2
Oct 29, 2019¡Aplausos!
sex
Nov 16, 2015I Will Wear the Shirt with the Ruffle
Feb 07, 2019Casual Sex 2
Nov 12, 2019Further Nonadventures in Casual Sex
Feb 04, 2020Smale Editores Maken Melodye
May 26, 2020A Taste for Mutton
Jun 16, 2020We'll Always Have Paris
Walter Freeman
Aug 17, 2015The Squeamish Lobotomy Historian
Jul 07, 2020Portuguese Moniz o' War
Oct 27, 2020Walter Freeman's 125th Birthday
Tales of the Expected
Sep 11, 2017The Castle
Apr 28, 2020Tales of the Expected 2020
Feb 23, 2021Tales of the Expected #12
May 04, 2021Tales of the Expected #13
Dec 21, 2021Feed Your Hope
Mar 08, 2022Tales of the Expected 14
Jun 13, 2023Tales of the Expected 15
Sep 12, 2023Validate My Existence
Oct 24, 2023The Return of My Floating Head
Jan 30, 2024The Good Rejection
Apr 02, 2024Practice Safe Rejection
Apr 23, 2024The Merchant of Menace
Jun 18, 2024Small Peculiar Returns
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